- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

I grunt when I poop.

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