- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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