What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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