5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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