Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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penis haha

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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