- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Dumb

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

dyslexics of the world untie!

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

A Fat Kenyan

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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