A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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