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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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