Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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David Cameron

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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