What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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no

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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banana

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Anti Joke

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