- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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