- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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