- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

whats white jizz

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

yolo your orange looks orange

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

The Labour Party.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

knock knock whos their a person

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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