What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Refrigerator

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Bad grammers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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