Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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I Have a Black Friend

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Gay's

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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