What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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