Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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asdf

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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I'm Batman.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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