- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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