- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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