- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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