- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Don't believe in Atheists.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

People...

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Cheese

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Tim and Eric

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