Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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