Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

no pun intended

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Roses are red.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Moral

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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