- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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