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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

My Nan, that is all.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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