So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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this website even though its hilarious.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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