- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Do you like apples? Yes

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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