- Anti Joke

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Ask me if im a tree? No

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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