The Labour Party.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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yolo your orange looks orange

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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