Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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racism...deal with it!

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hey, my names mark.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Womans baksetball...

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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