- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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