A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Black people.

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mental kid

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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