what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

tea with milk?

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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