- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

women sports....

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Refrigerator

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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