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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

why did the girl cry because she was raped

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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