every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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