- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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