Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Guess what? The Game.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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