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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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