- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Who is big and stupid My brother

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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