Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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your mom

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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