- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

stuarts mum

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

feminists.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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