have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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im gey

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Anti Joke

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