- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

racism...deal with it!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

I grunt when I poop.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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