- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Don't believe in Atheists.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

People...

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Tim and Eric

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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