Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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