- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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