Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Jeff

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Adele walks into the stables

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Sammi suck kyles chode

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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