What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A person from Singapore eats

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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