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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

knock knock come in!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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