- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Dislike this.

hey, my names mark.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

racism...deal with it!

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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