- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Women's rights.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Your Mom

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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