What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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the bible

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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8===D

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