I Have a Black Friend

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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