- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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