Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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