- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Women's Rights

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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