- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

a black man walks out of popeyes

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A women left the kitchen.

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