- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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