What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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