whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Hillary Clinton

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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