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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Black people are the scum of the earth

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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