knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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