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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was walking down the road today

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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