- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

racism...deal with it!

hey, my names mark.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Refrigerator

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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