- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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