What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

poop.

Miscarriages.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Man U

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