Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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