Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

tea with milk?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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