What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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whats 2+2? math.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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im at school

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Anti Joke

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