A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Good afternoon.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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the WNBA

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How would you rule?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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