- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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