- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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