- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

... i forgot the joke :p

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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