- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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