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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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