A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Vagina.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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