- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nickleback.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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